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- A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
- They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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